Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Another Brawl Went Down At Chuck E. Cheese


Someone needs to change this slogan to this place to "Where A Kid Can Become Psychologically Damaged."

Our Chuck E. Cheese throw-down news comes to us this morning from Columbus, Ohio, where a father of a 1 year-old interrupted the child's birthday festivities by pulling out a knife and starting a fight with around 20 other people.

Parents frantically grabbed their kids and ran like hell to get out of the line of fire as the twenty or so people got into a terrible fight.

As of now, there are no reports of injury or signs that Chuck E. Cheese will give up and just close its doors for the safety of America's youth.

Octo-Mom Open To Having More Kids!


This woman needs to be spayed!

Although she has a brood of 14, which were almost taken away, Nadya "the birth canal" Suleman is open to having more children someday!

"If I wanted to do it the traditional way and get married. That's like another chapter," said Nadya.

Is this bitch for realz?!

Even though she depends on reality shows and shameless interview, Octo-mom claims that she "tries to limit it."

"I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't," she said of her only degrading source of income.

Considering raising her children include a staff of four totaling $10,000 per month, her uterus should be red tagged!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

RIHANNA HAS A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION . . . AND SHE HAS CRAZY CELLY JELLY ON THE BACK OF HER LEGS!!!

Movie Alert: Gilmore Girls


Perhaps, but not right now

If you are a fan of Lorelai and Rory Gilmore and have been sulking the last two years without them, chin up! There is a glimmer of hope that you'll get to see them again.

The series creator, Amy Sherman-Palladino is now working on a new show for HBO, so she was recently cornered interviewed about it. During the interview, the questioning began to waver into Gilmore Girls territory, but Amy talked very little about the series and where she would have taken it had it stayed on the air.

The reason being she wants to save the juicy stuff in case a movie gets made!

She says:

“I don’t want to totally say [what my ideas were], because if there is a movie in the making, I’m going to be basically delving back into where I left off, and then I’m kind of [screwed]…Anything can happen. I’m in touch with [Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel]. If there’s a story to tell, then absolutely I think we’re all going to want to tell it. That’s the bottom line."

Sounds like there might be hope for you yet!

Would U want to see a Gilmore Girls movie?

The Kardashians Stand Up For Gay Rights


The Kardashian girls might be some famewhores, but we love it when they use their name for good.

Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have all decided to participate in the NOH8 campaign to show their support for gays and their right to marry.

And all three of them took to their blogs today to post their overly photoshoped hawt new ad photos!

Of the whole experience, Kim reveals, "I love how our NOH8 pics turned out! I'm so glad we got to be a part of the campaign!"

While Khloe adds, "Kim, Kourtney and I did a shoot for the NOH8 campaign, which is a silent photo protest created with the goal of ultimately overturning Proposition 8. It was such an honor to have been asked to represent such an important and worthy cause and we were so excited at the opportunity. I completely support and respect everything the NOH8 campaign stands for so I was truly honored to have been asked to participate in such a meaningful cause."

Yea, we'd have to agree with that. It's our favorite photo of you too 'bb!

Khloe, please, hire that Photoshop artist and fast. This is the hottest we've ever seen you!!!

But with all kidding aside, we'll end with some words of wisdom from Khloe, as she says "Love = Love everyone…don't forget that!"

Video Phone: Beyonce ft. Lady GaGa

The Vamps Invade El Lay









Twilight fever has finally hit the west coast!

Monday night was the El Lay premiere of the second installment of the Twilight franchise and we're pretty sure fans suffered from heart palpitations after seeing their favorite Twilighters.

We must say all the boys looked quite dapper in their suits and for once R-Patz's hair looked somewhat tame and recently washed. Kellan Lutz was his natural swoon-worthy self and TayTay looks like he and Rob decided to color coordinate for the night. Not that it matters, because he still looks good!

As for the ladies Ashley Greene and Dakota Fanning looked absolutely S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G!

And then there's K-Stew. It was a nice attempt, honey. Next time, don't take hair styling tips from R-Patz. Only he looks good with a messy 'do.