Monday, August 31, 2009
Lindsanity Is Out Of Her Mind On The Town!
Celebrity Rehab, here she comes!
La Loca pAArtied her blues away at Bardot nightclub on Thursday night in Los Angefrijoles - and by the looks of her, the cokewhore she spent a lot of time kneeling in the bathroom stall.
This will not help you to forget your troubles, bb! It will just help you forget who you went home with last night!
Horror Battle Royale!
Damn!
Final Destination 3-D and Halloween II went head to head at the U.S. box office this weekend, but which of the two horror flicks came out on top on opening night???
Final Destination 3-D pulled in a whopping $11 mil on Friday night, with Halloween II only earning $7 million!
The 3-D horror flick is expected to gross over $25 million by the weekend's close, with the Rob Zombie-directed scary movie's weekend total projected at a dismal $20 million (or less).
Did U see either???
Audrina Leaving The Hills!!!
As if anyone is going to hire her!
In a clueless attempt to be taken seriously, Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills!
"I'm almost done with The Hills. We’re in the middle of finishing these episodes, and I'll be leaving then," as she revealed her plans to enter a life of obscurity.
"It feels like I'm graduating," she added. "I'm taking the next step and growing up and maturing and moving on in my life."
If moving on with your life equals some tittay flashing in some Z list horror movies, than she sure is!
"I moved to Los Angeles to be an actress, and before I got onto The Hills, I was going to auditions and castings and working full-time at [film studios] Quixote Studios and Smashbox," she stated.
She held a functional job?! What an accomplishment!
Although she credits The Hills with making her comfortable in front of the camera, "I feel like it’s helped me a lot going to auditions and sitting in front of the camera… blocking the camera out and just getting into character."
Well, maybe we've short changed Audrina! We bet her ceiling eyes is just a genius character choice!
But, we couldn't imagine The Hills being as soul sucking entertaini
Rambo 5 In The Works!!
Do you ever get the urge to see a botox injected, 'roid-raging, 63-year-old man kicking ass?!
Neither do we, but America does!
Nu Image/Millennium Film has greenlit another installment of Rambo, and for reasons unbeknownst to us, Sylvester Stallone will be continuing his starring and directing duties for the franchise.
The storyline for the fifth film revolves around John Rambo as he battles human trafficers and drug lords to save a young girl abducted near the U.S.-Mexico border.
Can't wait for the same old shiz!
Thursday, August 20, 2009
MTV News Raw: Drake
Jamie Foxx, LeBron James Worry About Drake's Knee
Drake says one of the benefits of his injury was that he was finally able to take time to come home to Toronto.
Drake's No Ladies' Man
"I do that so women learn to love an honest man," Drake says about the very open, real lyrics in some of his songs.
'I Can Only Rap About What's Going On Around Me'
Drake explains how he has consistently rapped about things that are real to him.
Drake Discusses Dating An Older Woman
Drake says the appeal of dating a 35-year-old woman "aside from the obvious ... was what she saw in me."
Violence Surrounds Lil' Wayne's Tour Bus!
Maybe this has something to do with the recent cancellations!
After Lil' Wayne's show at Cricket Pavillion in Phoenix last week, two of his four buses stopped at a nearby apartment complex when all hell broke loose!
Witnesses claimed that several women were seen entering and exiting the buses when the violence began.
Stones and bottles were thrown and at least one shot was fired!
Police were called to break up the fight, but a 15-year-old boy later filed a report claiming that thanks to one of Lil' Wayne's bodyguards, he escaped the chaos with bruised ribs.
Wherever Wayne goes, trouble is never far behind!
Lennon Bashes Beatles Brothers In Recently Surfaced Interview
The Beatles are arguably the greatest band to ever live, but the secret behind their split has never been fully understood. For years, the musicians have kept very mum about the circumstances that led to their breakup.
Until now.
A previously unreleased Rolling Stone interview tape with legendary band member John Lennon has now surfaced, and it reveals the great amounts of tension between him and Paul McCartney, as well as an angrier side of Lennon.
In the interview, John comments on feeling "sick" over selling out as a band as well as being "fed up" playing sidekick to Paul McCartney, a feeling that was mutual for Ringo Starr and George Harrison. John also had a problem with how his fellow band-mates treated his wife, Yoko Ono.
He said, "They despised her… It seemed I had to be happily married to them or Yoko, and I chose Yoko…George insulted her right to her face and I didn't hit him, I don't know why. Ringo (Starr) was alright but the other two really gave it to us. I'll never forgive 'em."
But ultimately, Lennon suggests the Beatles break-up was a long time coming. By the time they made it big in the early 1960s, Lennon said that the "music died" and that they never "improved" from that point forward.
Wow. A lot of resentment to be hidden for some many years.
You can read the entire Why The Beatles Broke Up article in the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone.
R-Patz Still Single?!?
That's what he claims!
Robert Pattinson stands firm that he is still available and isn't dating anyone.
All you Twilighters can start breathing again and put away the plans to hunt down Kristen Stewart.
Though he was seen getting fairly too cozy for our liking to his Twilight co-star recently, R-Patz still denies that he is seeing anyone and even he's a little surprised by that.
He says, "You sit there and you're like, 'I'm a big movie star and I want to go out with some models,' but I don't know why that doesn't happen."
Maybe a shower would help? Or perhaps distancing yourself from K-Stew.
He continued to say that he doesn't have a "type", leaving the door open for just about anyone to swoop up our beloved vamp, but he does admit, "It's especially different in L.A. Most of the women there are actresses and by default that makes them a little bit nuts – not that that's a bad thing."
Um, yes it is!!!
Why would you want to deal with crazy? Or unstable? Or a chick who shows barely any emotional range in every scene of her films while remaining uncomfortably awkward in every interview or social setting in the Hollywood arena?
Just wondering.
Update: R-Patz rep has just released the following statement: “I will only comment on matters regarding Robert’s professional life, but in order to set the record straight, Robert did not speak to the Mirror, and their claim that they spoke to him a few days ago is manufactured along with any information that they claim to have as an exclusive directly from him.”
[Image via WENN.]
Monday, August 10, 2009
Lady GaGa Has Both Male & Female Genitalia!!!
It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal.'
Takes a real bitch to come out of the closet about something like this. She's still a bad bitch
itShe's still super sexy
EXPLOSIVE RUMOR: INSIDER CLAIMS THAT KANYE'S GIRLFRIEND AMBER ROSE MAY BE PREGNANT!!!
Just got wind of some EXPLOSIVE news - Amber Rose may be pregnant!!!!
All the info we're getting is still pretty fresh, but here's what we know so far. Amber has suddenly and abruptly given up smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol. And there's more. The insider, who asked to remain anonymous, told us that Amber won't even let people who smoke come near her.
"She usually never turns down a drink - so something must be up. And to all of a sudden give up cigarettes too ... come on you do the math."
Kanye ... bruh ... we ain't got NO WORDS for you ...
Do You Like My Beautiful Hair???
Epic Fail
Rock 'n' Republic actually sent us a press release, touting the fact that they made this dress worn by Kristen Stewart at the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday.
While the outfit is not completely hideous, K-Stew just does not wear it well. At all!
She would have looked better in her smelly t-shirt and torn jeans.
Trying to hard here and failing miserably!
Did she pick this outfit herself? Or was some stylist behind this horrific choice???
A good stylist will pick a dress that fits well with the person and their personality and their ability to wear an outfit!
Brangelina's Date Night
They're just like us, but better in every way!
Even with six kids and two bustling careers, Brad and Angie managed to leave the childrenz at home to enjoy a romantical dinner in El Lay on Saturday.
Alone time does a couple good!
P.S. $100 says at least two of the celeb weeklies will claim they're splitting up this week!
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
One Step Closer To Kanye's Sneakers
After his sneaker release date was delayed, Kanye West has picked the three styles that will compose his small sneaker collection for Louis Vuitton.
The first pair, called "Dons," are a classic sneaker, while the second is a pair of high tops, called "Tour."
The third pair in the collection are called "Mr. Hudson," and are a hip-hop variation of the classic boat shoe.
Inneresting!
We can't wait to get a pair. Actually, we want them allPerhaps The Best Vocal Performance We've Seen From GaGa ( but what is that on her head???)
I honestly thinkshe was high when she did this
Yes, she's wearing something crazy on her head, but, more importantly….
Lady GaGa debuted a new acoustic piano version of Poker Face on Japanese television on Wednesday morning, and it is EXQUISITE.
This is perhaps the best performance of the song she has ever done!!!!
You must watch it (above).
Carlisle Cullen Talks Eclipse
Yesterday we showed the cast of Eclipse making their way to Vancouver as production on the third installment of the Twilight series will soon be under way.
Now Peter Facinelli, who plays vampire Dr. Carlisle Cullen, gave some deets on the upcoming production revealing, “We start rehearsals tomorrow. We have two weeks of rehearsal and then a week of fight training.”
As the third book sees an epic battle between the Cullen clan and an army of "newborn vampires", Peter says the entire cast has to go through fight training. And he's pretty excited about it.
He adds, “Eclipse has more action in it and so I’m excited to get in there and have Carlisle roll his sleeves up a little bit and get into fight stuff.”
We hope you Twilighters are putting your pennies away for the road-trip up to Canada. Don't act like you're not going to stalk your favorite vamps and werewolves! We know you better than that!
So which are U more excited for: New Moon or Eclipse?
Its True: Fox Confirms Paula's Departure
Fox, FremantleMedia and 19 Entertainment have officialy confirmed Paula Abdul's departure from American Idol and released the following statement:
"Paula Abdul has been an important part of the American Idol family over the last eight seasons, and we are saddened that she has decided not to return to the show. While Paula will not be continuing with us, she's a tremendous talent and we wish her the best."
We love how they make it sound like they had nothing to do with her leaving, when we all know if they had paid up, she'd still be on the show.
But the question remains, if Paula really worth that much money?
Sources say Abdul asked for about $20 million to continue with the show. She even rejected a 30% raise which would have given her an eight-figure multi-year deal.
Whatever the amount was, we're betting it still wasn't as much as Ryan Seacrest's raise, which is probably why she declined.
So now we're stuck with boring Kara DioGuardi.
DioGuardi better loosen up or develop an alcohol problem a personality, because she's just too dull to fill the shoes of our beloved Abdrool.
Now what will Paula do?
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Lady GaGa Will Make You Piss Your Pants
This new interview of hers is a full-on multiple LOLgasm!
The guy ask what the biggest thrill of your career so far and she simply replies " The gay community cause i love them so much, cause they dont ask me questions and they love strong sexual women......Vintage GaGa
You must watch (above).
Oh, Gagaloo! Ha
Drake Injured
Rapper/singer Drake may have seriously injured his already-banged up knee on Friday night!!!
Lil' 
Witnesses at the show in Camden, New 
Four men carried Drake off the stage and left Lil' Wayne hanging in the middle of the performance.
Oops!
Drake tore his ACL before the tour started, but made the decision to continue on with the tour, without the green light from his doc. The rapper's doctor warned Drake he may never walk again if he managed to tear his ACL a second time.
Let's hope that's not the case!!!
Kristin Cavallari and Jason Statham?????
Hmm..we're not sure we buy this.
According to "sources", The Hills ho Kristin Cavallari has hooked up with Crank hottie Jason Statham. Allegedly, the two were seen canoodling during a night out in Hollywood, and friends (prob Cavallari's) say there is chemistry.
Supposedly, said source told Us Weekly that Jason "thinks Kristin is really hot. It's not serious; it's a hook-up situation. But it will definitely happen again."
Yeah, Jason Statham was seen out grabbing lunch in Malibu with main squeeze Alex Zosman as recently as July 24th. Kristin probably called Us Weekly herself.
"Hello? Is this Us Weekly? Hi, I have the hottest tip for you about Kristin Cavallari and Jason Statham. My name? Uh… Kristy…uh…Kristy Shmavallari.. yeah, that's right, Kristy Shmavallari."
Movie Alert: Audiences Don't Find "Funny People" At All Funny
The new Judd Apatow flick, Funny People, starring Adam Sandler and Seth Rogen, is barely breaking the studio's low expectations!
Even though Funny People was #1 in sales on Friday with $8.6 mil, the film is only expected to bring in $25.6 million over the course of the weekend, a staggering $10-$15 million less than the norm for Sandler, whose movies usually open anywhere between $30-$40 mil!
No good!
The "dramedy" will need to earn $100 million in the States to push Universal into the green, but we don't see that happening!
Perhaps if they didn't have such a suckass trailer it would have attracted more people???
Freshed-Faced or....? Full of Fug!
Wait a sec, is that J. Simpleton?????
Oh no, it's The Ugly Truth star Katherine Heigl out and about in Los Feliz on Friday morning.
Our mistake!
…At least she's letting her skin take a breather from all that pore-clogging makeup????
Yikes.
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